رسالة الخطأ

  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: ckeditor. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: ctools. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: field_sql_norevisions. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: file_entity. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: jcarousel. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: libraries. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: media. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: rename_admin_paths. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: searchindex_wipe. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: sharethis. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: video_embed_brightcove. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: video_embed_facebook. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: video_embed_field. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views_infinite_scroll. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views_slideshow. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views_slideshow_cycle. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views_slideshow_jcarousel. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views_ui. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: wysiwyg. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: views. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • User warning: The following module is missing from the file system: insert. For information about how to fix this, see the documentation page. in _drupal_trigger_error_with_delayed_logging() (line 1181 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property SelectQuery::$alterTags is deprecated in SelectQuery->addTag() (line 982 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/select.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).

قصة ولد الشيخ أحمد وبناته السبعة(قصة غريبة وشيّقة)

عبد الرحمن ولد الشيخ احمد رجل في الثمانين من العمر لكنه يبدو أصغر من عمره الحقيقي ب 20 سنة على الاقل , بينما يبدو صديقه محمد احمد ـ الذي يصغره بسنوات عديدة ـ في منظر رجل عجوز ,قد احدودب ظهره وتثَاقلت خطواته وأصبح معتمدا على عصا يتوكأ عليها , ولا يخرج الا نادرا من المنزل عكس عبد الرحمن الذي لا زال يمارس عمله المفضل ومهنته التي تعوّد عليها منذ كان شابا يافعا يتاجر ويقيم معظم السنة في الجارة الجنوبية السنغال.

تعرف محمد احمد على صديقه عبد الرحمن في "مربط الحيوان" سنة 1990 ,حيث كان الاثنان يمارسان مهنة "التيفي الحيوان" بعد أن خسر عبد الرحمن كل ماله في أحداث 89 وعاد الى موريتانيا ضمن عشرات الآلاف من المُسفرين ,وبعد أن استفاق من الصدمة توجه الى "المربط" وبدأ يزاول مهنته المفضلة "التيفي" والتي خبرها جيدا وعرف أسرارها طوال فترة وجوده في السنغال.

جمعت هذه المهنة الرجلين , مع ان محمد احمد لم يمارسها من قبل ,لكن ظروفه القاسية اضطرته الى تجربتها , فقررا العمل معا وتقاسم ما يحصلان عليه نهاية كل يوم.

وكان من عادة عبد الرحمن أن يشتريَ كل يوم "عظما أو عظمين من المشوي" ما بين العاشرة والعاشرة والنصف صباحا وينادي على صديقه ليشاركه "أطاجين مع أتاي" وعند المساء يحسب عبد الرحمن ـ بصفته المسؤول عن المالية ربحهما في ذلك اليوم وينزع منه ثمن المشوي وأتاي ثم يتقاسمان الباقي.

بعد عدة أسابيع من التحمل ,نفد صبر محمد احمد وأخبر عبد الرحمن بأنه لا يستطيع تحمل تكاليف شراء المشوي كل يوم , لأن عنده عائلة كبيرة وهو الوحيد المسؤول عنها , وان ثمن المشوي كل يوم يكفي لسد بعض حاجيات الاسرة , وأضاف انه لا يعمل من أجل بطنه , لذلك يؤسفه أنه سينسحب ويفك الشراكة بينهما.

رد عليه عبد الرحمن ضاحكا :

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رسالة الخطأ

  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property MergeQuery::$condition is deprecated in MergeQuery->__construct() (line 1357 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Warning: include_once(/home/akjolgaz/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/css-cache.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in include_once() (line 3567 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/home/akjolgaz/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/css-cache.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/alt/php83/usr/share/pear:/opt/alt/php83/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/usr/share/php') in include_once() (line 3567 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Deprecated function: Creation of dynamic property DatabaseCondition::$stringVersion is deprecated in DatabaseCondition->compile() (line 1887 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/database/query.inc).
  • Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/common.inc:2861) in drupal_send_headers() (line 1551 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/bootstrap.inc).
  • Error: Class "CToolsCssCache" not found in _cache_get_object() (line 32 of /home/akjolgaz/public_html/includes/cache.inc).